he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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