my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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