I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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