May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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