well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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