I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he thought i was a dude.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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