My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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