We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think my moral compass just broke
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