Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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