you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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