We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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