I bet he comes in French.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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