Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
