so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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