My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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