Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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