***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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