this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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