i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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