Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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