Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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