i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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