Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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