maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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