I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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