On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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