im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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