i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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