I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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