Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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