is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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