Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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