1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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