What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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