Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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