Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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