You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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