I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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