i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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