She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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