He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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