I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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