I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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