I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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