I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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