"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Found your dick twin last night
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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