We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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