love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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