chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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