Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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