Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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